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Justin Barry
Group Administrator | Subject: Candidiate for Joke of the week.
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posted by JustinBarry on Friday, April 24th 2009 @ 1:44 AM
Just came across a great joke and wanted to share this to the members. Please feel free to provide your joke of the week to spread a little happiness during these tough economic times!
Back to the joke :-)
A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?" |
Barry Lane
Personal Membership | Subject: RE: Candidiate for Joke of the week.
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posted by BarryLane on Friday, April 24th 2009 @ 10:26 AM
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Barry Lane
Personal Membership | Subject: RE: Candidiate for Joke of the week.
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posted by BarryLane on Friday, April 24th 2009 @ 10:28 AM
Once more, for those without laser vision
Young Son : Is it true, Dad. I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife till he marries her?
Dad : That happens in every country, son. |
Des Bergin
Premium Membership | Subject: Re: [leadersspeakers] Candidiate for Joke of the week.
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posted by DesBergin on Friday, April 24th 2009 @ 10:07 PM
Hi Justin. good one. What about this. A young pilot on his first night time=
flight is coming into land at a small regional airport in the U S. He is c=
ocky, and the control tower ask him to identify himself he said guess who.S=
o the air traffic controler turns the lights of on the runway and says * Gu=
ess Where* Regards Des
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Back to the joke :-)=
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Kay Hickey
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posted by KayHickey on Saturday, April 25th 2009 @ 8:01 PM
Hi all,
A crisis erupted in the middle east last night when Dubai TV refused to broadcast the Flinstones. A spokesman said "people in Dubai won't understand the humour, but those in Abu Dhabi do".
Shay
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> Just came across a great joke and wanted to share this to the members.
> Please feel free to provide your joke of the week to spread a little
> happiness during these tough economic times!
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> Back to the joke :-)
>
> A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be
> a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this
> year."
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> Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice
> and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"
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Justin Barry
Group Administrator | Subject: RE: Candidiate for Joke of the week.
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posted by JustinBarry on Monday, April 27th 2009 @ 2:22 PM
Hey Shay - nice joke although my wife Melissa didn't get that joke first time!
What about this one?
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?" |
Neville Johnny
Premium Membership | Subject: RE: Candidiate for Joke of the week.
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posted by NevilleJohnny on Wednesday, April 29th 2009 @ 12:46 AM
Hey all,
came across a great gem of a joke, what do you think:
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!" |
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