Des Bergin
Premium Membership | Subject: Joke of The Week
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posted by DesBergin on Sunday, June 7th 2009 @ 10:08 PM
A Jewish husband came home from a business trip overseas Honey he called out Where are you IM hiding Honey I have a surprise for you where are you Im hiding I bought that Diamon necklace you wanted Where are you Im hiding........ behind the sofa in the living room. Des |
Justin Barry
Group Administrator | Subject: RE: Joke of The Week
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posted by JustinBarry on Monday, June 8th 2009 @ 10:26 PM
Des, keep them coming.
I just love the BAR jokes. How would you rate this one....
A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.
The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.
The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."
The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either." |
Justin Barry
Group Administrator | Subject: RE: Joke of The Week
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posted by JustinBarry on Tuesday, June 9th 2009 @ 7:01 PM
What about a nice game of golf for the lads only...
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the damn ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man," says his partner. "You'll never hit her from here." |
